"Going through my tumblr at 2am makes me realise just how gay I really am."

purplebuddhaquotes:

“If only my heart were as cold as I pretend it is, maybe I could get over this.”

— Jessica Katoff

(via dumbdeadevil)

"Let’s be real if it doesn’t involve lesbians I really don’t give a fuck."

themoonandthestars22:

If only….

I wish I could unwatch movies and unread books so that I could enjoy them again like the first time. 🌙

sherlockbringthejam:

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

(via adventuress-alex)

soft-princesa:

My own attitude stress me out sometimes. I be mad at me for being mad

(via adventuress-alex)

purplebuddhaproject:

“Forgive yourself for accepting less than you deserved - but don’t do it again.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

(via adventuress-alex)

laysiaprincess:

mintzy:

dalishpariah:

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in.
When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer:
Woman: But there are no people in here.
Manager: Madam. The staff count as people.
Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

“The staff count as people” has me dead

(via thickmints)